browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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loststrusra:

tectonicvixen:

*squeak*

-loud squeaks-

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uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

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knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*
reblogged 8 hours ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 174,052 notes via/source

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

» Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)  
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conigliomannaro:

conigliomannaro:

Rule number one of planning a multichapter:

Nothing of what you planned in the original plotline will remain unchanged in the actual finished draft.

Rule number two of planning a multichapter:

brainstorming with a friend about details of the story will lead to further changes, always for the better

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anyilherron:

greenberetgirl:

#US american’s complete inability to manage navigation outside a trete grid will never cease to amuse me. Never.

((Boston is the city designed by cows.
No, really. The major thoroughfares are the first paved roads of the city - which, in turn, were the major thoroughfares of colonial life. And these were determined both by landscape and other concerns, such as the paths one walked to take the cows to grazing, water, and back home again. These were the first roads to be paved, cobblestones first before asphalt!, and are the major thoroughfares today.
Alternately, there’s a legend that the Boston city planner looked at his plate of spaghetti one night to find his inspiration… ^^ ))

anyilherron:

greenberetgirl:

((Boston is the city designed by cows.

No, really. The major thoroughfares are the first paved roads of the city - which, in turn, were the major thoroughfares of colonial life. And these were determined both by landscape and other concerns, such as the paths one walked to take the cows to grazing, water, and back home again. These were the first roads to be paved, cobblestones first before asphalt!, and are the major thoroughfares today.

Alternately, there’s a legend that the Boston city planner looked at his plate of spaghetti one night to find his inspiration… ^^ ))

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jethroq:

so sick of tumblr romanticizing T͚̪̩͇̩͈͖͙̤̣͖͙͍̬̦̝͖̕͜ͅͅH͈͇̮̠̳̘̰̳̹͕̫̬̥͙̼͓͜͠E͏̵̵̢͎͇̼̭͓ ̴̡̖̣̙͍̘͎̰̱͇̯̼̩̘̮̞̬̜͈̀̀͠V̸҉̛̻͕̟̙̞̪̞̳̕Ǫ̶̢͉̻̣̟̪̬̺̣̭̟͈͙̯̳̞̼̗̺͝I̡͚̘̣̙͚͈̮̦̝͓̲̞̪͜D̶̥͖̣͍͔̳͕͎̭̥

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enjolrad:

pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story

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